The Maltese Windup Bird Chronicle
When his cat goes missing, Sam suspects the Falcon. But before initiating pursuit, he stops by his neighbor’s house to have psychic sex. Cold comfort indeed!
Sue Z. Smith

Pride and Premeditation in Cold Blood
It is a truth universally acknowledged that a man who pays in cash, must be in possession of a safe.
Stacy Korn-Luebke

Travels With My Plant
The life of staid bank manager Henry Pulling changes forever on being visited by his eccentric aunt Augusta.  Who is a triffid.
Mithran Somasundrum

One Flew Over the Atlas Shrugged
Randle P. McMurphy reads Rand to his detriment.
Gary Presley

Lust for Life of Pi
A Pondicherry zookeeper cuts off his ear and takes up painting tigers on velvet.
Jack Shakely

Generation X-Files
A bunch of depressed teenagers get motivated to find out why the government is hiding information about extraterrestrials. Or whatever.
Agatha Monteleon

Little, Big House on the Prairie
Laura and Mary are at first perplexed and then intrigued by proof of fairies in their garden. . .until the fairies turn freaky, kidnap them, and force them to live in an abandoned apartment building in New York City.
Matthew Blue

Interview with the Vampire Slayer
Buffy’s day just got brighter.
Bumbleboo

Pride and Extreme Prejudice
Elizabeth Bennett becomes an assassin and kicks ass on that Heathcliff guy.
Sheldon

On the Road Less Traveled
Jack Kerouac and Neal Cassidy take the wrong turn and get lost in the woods. When they run out of bennies, they eat whatever strange-looking mushrooms they can find and sit up all night babbling unintelligibly to each other, later remembering those random babblings as incredible speeches of mind-altering profundity.
Nick