Publishers Weekly (PW) has released its list of 2009 best sellers compiled from information submitted to them by publishers. It would behoove you to check it out.
In particular, take a good, hard look at the author names in the top thirty hardback fiction sellers:
Dan Brown. John Grisham. Kathryn Stockett. James Patterson. Nicholas Sparks. John Grisham. Janet Evanovich. Stephenie Meyer. Stephen King. Michael Crichton. Patricia Cornwell. Sue Grafton. Patricia Cornwell. Alyson Noel. James Patterson. Clive Cussler with Dirk Cussler. Pat Conroy. James Patterson. David Baldacci. James Patterson. Vince Flynn. James Patterson. Nora Roberts. Dean Koontz. Charlaine Harris. Danielle Steel. David Baldacci. Robert Jordan and Brandon Sanderson. Clive Cussler. Mary Higgins Clark.
Look at them again:
- Dan Brown—long-time MEGAFAMOUS (puzzle thrillers, series protagonist, first 3 books mediocre sellers).
- John Grisham—long-time MEGAFAMOUS, 2 times on this list (political thrillers, politician-turned author, first book $5k advance).
- Kathryn Stockett (1960s retro-historical fiction with severe racial tension).
- James Patterson—long-time pretty darn famous, 5 times on this list (murder thrillers, ad salesman-turned-author, described by Stephen King as “a terrible writer.”)
- Nicholas Sparks—pretty darn famous (Christian romance).
- Janet Evanovich—pretty darn famous (bounty hunter thrillers, series protagonist).
- Stephenie Meyer—pretty darn famous (young adult paranormal romance, series protagonist, poor writing).
- Stephen King—long-time MEGAFAMOUS (horror/suspense thrillers, great writing).
- Michael Chrichton—long-time MEGAFAMOUS (technothrillers).
- Patricia Cornwell—pretty darn famous, 2 times on this list (crime thrillers, series protagonist).
- Sue Grafton—pretty darn famous (murder mysteries, series protagonist, decent writing).
- Alyson Noel—famous enough (young adult paranormal romance, series protagonist).
- Clive Cussler—pretty darn famous, 2 times on this list (technothrillers).
- Pat Conroy—long-time MEGAFAMOUS (psychological melodrama).
- David Baldacci—pretty darn famous, 2 times on this list (political thrillers).
- Vince Flynn—pretty famous (political thrillers, series protagonist).
- Nora Roberts—pretty darn famous (romance, over 100 novels written, founding member of Romance Writers of America).
- Dean Koontz—long-time MEGAFAMOUS (horror/suspense thrillers).
- Charlaine Harris—famous enough (paranormal mysteries, series protagonists).
- Danielle Steel—long-time MEGAFAMOUS (romance among rich folks).
- Robert Jordan (with Brandon Sanderson, because Jordan died)—famous enough (fantasy, series).
- Mary Higgins Clark—long-time MEGAFAMOUS (murder & romance among rich folks, poor writing).
Look at them in the context of top mass market paperback sellers:
John Grisham. James Patterson. James Patterson. Nora Roberts. Janet Evanovich. James Patterson. Patricia Cornwell. David Baldacci. David Baldacci. Debbie Macomber. Debbie Macomber. Iris Johansen. James Patterson. Patricia Cornwell. James Patterson. Dean Koontz. Charlaine Harris. Nicholas Sparks. Janet Evanovich. Catherine Coulter. Mary Higgins Clark. Charlaine Harris. Janet Evanovich. James Rollins. Iris Johansen.
Only four new names out of twenty-five, and all the rest straight off the hardback best sellers list (yes, twenty-one repeats!).
- Debbie Macomber—famous enough, 2 times on this list (romance).
- Iris Johansen—famous enough, 2 times on this list (crime, series protagonists).
- Catherine Coulter—been around forever (political thrillers, series protagonists).
- James Rollins—pretty darn famous (technothrillers, series protagonists).
What does this tell us, folks?
First and foremost, it tells us that the top 44 1/2 million books sold in the U.S. in 2009 were all written by the same tiny handful of twenty-six people. (Notice John Grisham, Stephen King, Vince Flynn, and Mary Higgins Clark all decline to report their sales. According to where they stand in the list, they can safely be assumed to account for another 4 million on an extremely conservative estimate, bringing that up to 48 1/2 million).
You read it right: that’s 26 writers responsible for the vast, vast bulk of what sells in this country, barely two dozen human beings, all of whom have been on this list many, many times before throughout careers spanning decades, the majority of them already established best sellers long before the publishing industry turned into the Mr. Hyde it so recently turned into.
Only one lonely little writer who has, apparently, never appeared on this list before. ONE.
Are these the luminaries of our era? The brilliant writers we all long to be? The greats who will go down in the American canon?
Well, at least one of them is heck of good when he wants to be: that’s Stephen King. I read The Shining when it came out back in the Cretaceous Period and thought, Wow, this guy’s a real writer!
So I’m inclined to believe him when he says James Patterson is a “terrible writer” who produces “dopey thrillers.” This opinion was echoed by Patrick Anderson of The Washington Post, who apparently called Patterson’s work “the absolute pits, the lowest common denominator of cynical, scuzzy, assembly-line writing.” Does lowest common denominator assembly-line writing sell? Patterson’s got five books on the top thirty hardback fiction list, more than twice as many as his next competitor. So, yeah, it looks like it sells.
I’ve read virtually none of the rest of these authors, except a tiny bit of Stephenie Meyer, whose Twilight series is being critiqued chapter-by-chapter by the Twilight Snarker; Sue Grafton, whom I analyzed when I began studying mystery structure; and one novel by Mary Higgins Clark, which made me pound my forehead on the floor until I saw stars. So I can’t comment on the quality of most of the writing, only assume that if an assembly-line-writing ad salesman can climb to the top of the publishing money machine then quality is not exactly the deciding factor in who wins this particular game.
What else does this list tell us?
Well, American readers really like series protagonists. They like reading about the same character over and over and over and over again. Does this character change and grow throughout the series? Not really. Otherwise they’d lose their ability to placate their legions of hypnotized readers. They’d have to age, make choices, settle down into lifestyles, eventually get old and start dealing with health issues. . .and it’d no longer be the same old story happening repeatedly forever.
Also, American readers REALLY like thrillers. Technothrillers, political thrillers, horror/suspense thrillers, puzzle thrillers, murder mystery and crime thrillers, even bounty hunter thrillers. Anything that makes your hair stand on end. Not only must it be the same old character and the same old story, but it must be the same old freaky story.
Give us a series of novels—not even well-written ones—about the same character going through the same kinds of thrillers over and over and over again, and we’ll mortgage the farm for ya. You bet.
If you can’t do that, then give us a series of novels—ditto—about the same character over an over and over again, only paranormal.
Or novels—ditto—about rich people getting laid.
Or ditto about ANYBODY getting laid. If they’re teens, pretend they’re not getting laid, they’re just having lunch off each other’s necks. (Hickies to die for.)
But even if you can do all that, you still have to make sure that before you try to give us anything you are already so FAMOUS we know not only your name, but where you’re from, where you live now, what you look like, and how to join your fan club.
And if you can’t do that. . .well, I’m sorry. I just hope you’re Kathryn Stockett.
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Victoria Reply:
January 20th, 2011 at 10:18 am
Oh, sure, Nicole. Like I said, I haven’t read Noel, so I can’t comment on the quality of her work. I’ve read a little of Meyer’s—it was sad.
I’m willing to take your word for it Noel’s in the same camp.