Literary Mash-Up Extravaganza, Day #3

Brave New Hamlet
Should the Prince of Denmark do something about his annoying stepfather, or will Soma help?
Stacy Korn-Luebke

The Catch-22 in the Rye

Yossarian’s bomber strays off course and wipes out the post-war Irish whiskey crop.
Gary Presley

How Green Was My Giant
An epic saga of a big jolly kid in a Texas coal mine.
Jack Shakely

Rumpole’s Last Burnt Out Case
Suffering from spiritual exhaustion, Horace Rumpole leaves his London law practice to travel up the Congo, where he ends up working in a leprosarium run by Catholic priests.  However, when one of the Fathers is accused of murder, Rumpole must call on his rusty courtroom skills to defend him.
Mithras Somasundrum

Portnoy’s Complaint About the Naked and the Dead
Philip Roth’s daring expose of Mailer’s plagiarism of Henry Miller and Faulkner.
Gary Presley

The Sea Wolf Wears Prada
Can Humphrey van Weyden learn the secrets to pleasing his boss and find his own fashion sense?
Stacy Korn-Luebke

The Notebook from the Underground
Erstwhile teen lovers go into hiding for two days to pen a raging diatribe against the social-climbing Old South that broke them up. Nobody cares.
Sue Z. Smith

Moby Dick and Jane
An albino Balaenoptera musculus kidnaps a young school girl and attempts to extort a cessation of whale-hunting in international waters.
Gary Presley

The Devil and David Copperfield
A young man searches for a sense of family and a way to save his soul in Victorian England.
Stacy Korn Luebke

Dark Passages
Humphrey Bogart discovers his inner self and immediately disguises it with plastic surgery.
Sheldon