So funny! All good, though the image that #2 brought had me spit out my tea.
I worked at a school once and the staff/students were being told how to behave at a Commencement ceremony. The dean advised us to wait until the headmaster was on his feet before we greeted him.
This is what the dean said. “Wait until Headmaster __ is erect and then applaud.
Listen—I’m so glad you guys are laughing! I started making these up last night when I was really tired and kind of punchy and then changed my mind this morning when I read over them again. But I showed them to my husband, and he said he thought they were funny, so I gambled on your senses of humor.
Yes, Terry, I’ve already heard on Twitter from someone who pointed out which one their characters might use. But, you know, I don’t work in erotica, so that’s all wasted on me.
Victoria – thats brilliant. Really funny. I love your photo at the top of your page. It’s like a night time version of mine.. complete with kitty, altho I see you have given yours a cushion. I will be back!
Barbara
Barbara, that kitty sleeps on a couple of folded quilts, leaning ever-so-subltely on the wooden box on the desk until he’s pushed it way over and is sleeping mostly on the desk, which is where he intended to be anyway. Then his brother comes up and lies down on his head.
That’s just flat out hilarious. I think #15 is my favourite.
I love this collection. Each one elicited a smile if not a laugh. Thanks for sharing. – Kay
I loved this. Absolutely hilarious! At least six of them had me hysterical with laughter, thank you for that!
I’m also determined to have at least one of my characters say #5 at least once.
So funny! All good, though the image that #2 brought had me spit out my tea.
I worked at a school once and the staff/students were being told how to behave at a Commencement ceremony. The dean advised us to wait until the headmaster was on his feet before we greeted him.
This is what the dean said. “Wait until Headmaster __ is erect and then applaud.
Marisa, that is too damn hiliarious. I’m adding it to the list.
Listen—I’m so glad you guys are laughing! I started making these up last night when I was really tired and kind of punchy and then changed my mind this morning when I read over them again. But I showed them to my husband, and he said he thought they were funny, so I gambled on your senses of humor.
You guys TOTALLY are not letting me down!
Hehehe!!!! I’m very happy that my characters have never uttered any of these. If they had, I’d have to hit them over the head with a frying pan. 🙂
Then again, there are probably writers of erotica who’d be perfectly fine with some of these!
Thanks for the morning giggles!
LOL> you made my day, thank you so much!
Yes, Terry, I’ve already heard on Twitter from someone who pointed out which one their characters might use. But, you know, I don’t work in erotica, so that’s all wasted on me.
Victoria – thats brilliant. Really funny. I love your photo at the top of your page. It’s like a night time version of mine.. complete with kitty, altho I see you have given yours a cushion. I will be back!
Barbara
Barbara, that kitty sleeps on a couple of folded quilts, leaning ever-so-subltely on the wooden box on the desk until he’s pushed it way over and is sleeping mostly on the desk, which is where he intended to be anyway. Then his brother comes up and lies down on his head.
This is my writing life.
Okay, you witty people. Thank you for laughing! I have written an appalling list for you today, and I hope I haven’t just chased you all away.
Not going to lie, this list makes me want to write a short story just for fun to see how many these I can incorporate.
Allisyn, do it and I’ll post it.
Hahaha, rock on! 😀
Ha ha! Wonderful list. It does feel a bit more like a challenge than a warning though! 😉
This is very funny. I bet #7 happens more than you think. And I agree with India about #15.
I’m sorry I was eating nuts while reading this…I nearly choked it was so funny. Thanks for sharing this.