I can’t tell you how touched and humbled I am that you people are disrupting work for this. My hat is off to you all! Particularly if you’ve managed to interfere with your own typing over it.
No, Diandra. These are lines I make up off the top of my head to make my husband laugh. That’s why you’ve never seen them circulating before now. It’s a pre-emptive strike.
I think some of these things are impossible. 🙂
I am laughing so loudly, DH has come over for a read.
Great list!
I started laughing out loud at work and now everyone thinks I’m strange (okay, stranger).
I’m laughing so hard I can barely see to tweet!
some of these things defy basic human physiology
Fantastic, I read it loud in the office and everyone’s in tears. Off to investigate my special organs.
I can’t tell you how touched and humbled I am that you people are disrupting work for this. My hat is off to you all! Particularly if you’ve managed to interfere with your own typing over it.
LAUGHING! They are all so hilarious.
I think that the guy in #15 will need ice bags.
LMAO!!! Sorry, can’t type anything more coherent than that…still laughing too hard…
Are these quotes from real writing?
*rofl*
No, Diandra. These are lines I make up off the top of my head to make my husband laugh. That’s why you’ve never seen them circulating before now. It’s a pre-emptive strike.
Oh my god, #15 was priceless. *wipes eyes*
I laughed till I cried! I had to stop eating and let myself laugh for almost 10 minutes (no exaggeration) before I could resume my meal.
Oh my God! I just realised that I was laughing so hard that I misspelled my own name!